Conversation #6: The Gentleman of Joliet, Part One
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Any woman that I'm willing to screw, I'm willing to screw more than once. So, if I get to the point, especially the initial point of screwing that woman and I'm all f____d up and I'm not gonna do my greatest of jobs, then I'll parlay it into a later date so that I can get the f___ing return clientele, ya know what I mean? And women talk, they talk amongst friends and you know how f___ing viciously competitive women are, when she's f___ing out the door you bet yer ass her friend'll be knocking if ya do a good job. It ain't no lie. I'm not bulls____in' ya. It's just the way it is. F___in'...hard work pays. You know? It ain't easy beatin' up the uterus, but sometimes, yer back is sore the next morning, but ya know, a few months down the road, you'll be smilin' that you did it, ya know? When it rains, it pours, ya know? When ya always got a woman on yer arm, they're always knocking at yer door. When you ain't got s__t, you ain't got s__t. That's why, I invited my friend, who used to be a stripper, who's fine as hell, to go to this place, one, cuz she's bisexual and she'd enjoy it, two, becuz any time I've ever hung out with her, going to bars, anywhere, you name it.
You met women.
F__k yeah. Those women aren't thinking, "Wow, this guy's hot. This guy's dressed good." Cuz ya know what? I ain't hot and I don't dress good. And I could give a f__k less about it becuz if I did, if I got good at it, they'd think "Oh, he's gay." You know? So there ain't no pleasin' these b______s. So whatcha do, if you bring...I don't care whatcha gotta do, f___ing get a hooker that's fine as hell, pay her five hundred bucks,and get every goddamn woman's number in the bar, it'll be the easiest thing you ever f___ing did, I swear to god. And you'll have p___y lined up for about six months. You know? You don't even have to lay that f___ing hooker, you just have her by yer side. Ya know why? Cuz women wanna know, "Why is this homely looking guy with this fine ass b___h?" They're not worried about, well...he...well, they think, maybe he's got money, or this and that, but he looks like s__t, he dresses like s__t, but ya know what, he's got a fine b___h on his side, so, either he's got money or a huge c__k, and I'm gonna find out what it is, cuz, ya know, that's what motivates men and women. Sex and money...
...It's like ya gotta have money to make money. The same thing man. You gotta have b_____s to get b_____s. Ya gotta. Even if they're in the back pocket, and there's nothing going on, if you make like somethin' is happenin', BOOM!, it's how you go, and be presentable or business-like or you market yourself, you act like something's going on. That's how Christopher Columbus got funding to "discover" America. It was all here the whole time. Everybody knew about it, there were civilizations here, but he got the funding to go discover it becuz he said, "Ya know what? F__k you! If you don't give me the money, I'm gonna go do it anyways." So somebody, sooner or later, somebody said, "Well, we better give him the money, becuz we'll reap all the benefits, cuz he's gonna do it anyways, right? We might as well help him out. He's determined. All you need is determination.
Any woman that I'm willing to screw, I'm willing to screw more than once. So, if I get to the point, especially the initial point of screwing that woman and I'm all f____d up and I'm not gonna do my greatest of jobs, then I'll parlay it into a later date so that I can get the f___ing return clientele, ya know what I mean? And women talk, they talk amongst friends and you know how f___ing viciously competitive women are, when she's f___ing out the door you bet yer ass her friend'll be knocking if ya do a good job. It ain't no lie. I'm not bulls____in' ya. It's just the way it is. F___in'...hard work pays. You know? It ain't easy beatin' up the uterus, but sometimes, yer back is sore the next morning, but ya know, a few months down the road, you'll be smilin' that you did it, ya know? When it rains, it pours, ya know? When ya always got a woman on yer arm, they're always knocking at yer door. When you ain't got s__t, you ain't got s__t. That's why, I invited my friend, who used to be a stripper, who's fine as hell, to go to this place, one, cuz she's bisexual and she'd enjoy it, two, becuz any time I've ever hung out with her, going to bars, anywhere, you name it.
You met women.
F__k yeah. Those women aren't thinking, "Wow, this guy's hot. This guy's dressed good." Cuz ya know what? I ain't hot and I don't dress good. And I could give a f__k less about it becuz if I did, if I got good at it, they'd think "Oh, he's gay." You know? So there ain't no pleasin' these b______s. So whatcha do, if you bring...I don't care whatcha gotta do, f___ing get a hooker that's fine as hell, pay her five hundred bucks,and get every goddamn woman's number in the bar, it'll be the easiest thing you ever f___ing did, I swear to god. And you'll have p___y lined up for about six months. You know? You don't even have to lay that f___ing hooker, you just have her by yer side. Ya know why? Cuz women wanna know, "Why is this homely looking guy with this fine ass b___h?" They're not worried about, well...he...well, they think, maybe he's got money, or this and that, but he looks like s__t, he dresses like s__t, but ya know what, he's got a fine b___h on his side, so, either he's got money or a huge c__k, and I'm gonna find out what it is, cuz, ya know, that's what motivates men and women. Sex and money...
...It's like ya gotta have money to make money. The same thing man. You gotta have b_____s to get b_____s. Ya gotta. Even if they're in the back pocket, and there's nothing going on, if you make like somethin' is happenin', BOOM!, it's how you go, and be presentable or business-like or you market yourself, you act like something's going on. That's how Christopher Columbus got funding to "discover" America. It was all here the whole time. Everybody knew about it, there were civilizations here, but he got the funding to go discover it becuz he said, "Ya know what? F__k you! If you don't give me the money, I'm gonna go do it anyways." So somebody, sooner or later, somebody said, "Well, we better give him the money, becuz we'll reap all the benefits, cuz he's gonna do it anyways, right? We might as well help him out. He's determined. All you need is determination.
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