Tha Good, Da Bad, and Da F___ing Ugly!

I want you to behave and say, okay...he's been born with tha good, da bad and da fucking ugly, okay? I've been born with them, in the rough neighborhood. I want you to make a movie that's gonna tear ass in every fucking place you can think of! I'm telling ya! I've got ideas that'll have everybody fucking crazy out on the fucking streets! This...you know...you're living in a world now that nobody does anything. Do you see any rough things going around here? No! You don't! You gotta go in and put the rough stuff in. Get some rough muthas that are really rough and are willing to work with ya...and I mean not hurt anybody, just be rough with ya, and show ya, this was the way America was. Not now. This. There's nothing going on around here. You walk down the street, nobody does nothing bad. You wanna make a movie, listen to me d___. I'll make ya one of the toughest movies, you'll make more futzin' money than you'll ever think of, understand? Listen to me! I'm an old timer. I've been through the...I'm a...I'm a poor guy. I went through every fucking thing you could think of. I've been through the rough stuff. I had my ass kicked so many times it'd make yer head spin. You understand that? Because I had nobody to back me up, until I got organized with people and I got friends of mine that got together and we'd have nine, ten fucking guys with us. Then we would start to fucking kick ass and they would walk away from ya then. Cuz then, ya know, ya gotta understand one thing: people are gonna kick your fucking ass if yer by yerself. But if you got company to go by, with ten or twelve fucking guys, they're gonna walk away from you, like they're...like they're angels. I don't give a damn how tough they are. Believe me. I've been through this fucking shit, man. I'm not afraid of anybody. Whether I die today, or die tomorrow, but nobody runs me down. I'm not a fucking heavy guy. I may be a hundred and twenty, hundred and thirty pounds, but when it comes to something, I'm a very fucking mean fucking asshole. You understand that? I'll kill ya if I have to...cuz that's what I did in the war, and nobody's gonna fuck me around anymore. Nobody! I'm telling ya, ya know? It's...people think, awwww, cuz yer a little guy they can kick yer fucking ass, forget it. Cuz they're gonna kick yer fucking ass or they're gonna kill ya. One or the other. I'm born that way. I can't help that I was a...a person at a hundred and twenty pounds and they can't do a fucking thing, anything, but you can do a lot of things with em. You can hit em over the fucking head with a bat, and you can kill em, and you can do alot of fucking things with em, you understand that? Not because yer small, not because yer low, not because yer weak, but yer a tough sonuvabitch! That's what you are! That's the way you go man! You don't depend on fucking people coming to ya and say, "Oh, okay, ya know, I'm bigger than him, I'm gonna kick his ass". Don't do that. Because most times, they're gonna kick yer fucking ass and yer not gonna live anymore.

Let's go get some lunch. Are you hungry?

How do ya think I saved a life so fucking much? I'm a little fucking guy! You know how many fucking asses I kicked? And in my fucking days? Not by myself, but being with my friends. Somebody gets outta fucking line, I'm the guy that's gonna pay it. And they're backing me up. Because I know they're backing me up. But they were gonna do it first, then I'd say, "Oh, what the...oh, well, he's bigger or that than me," but ya take the little guy and kick their fucking ass and know that ya got three, four, five big guys behind ya, they're gonna sit on their ass and get away. That's the way it is.